Tom Mayer
This being the fourth instalment in a series renowned for its terrible acting, it's quite easy to guess what to expect. This film follows Bella (played by the insufferable Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattinson here showing why Jack Whitehall hates him so much... To be honest, he's better in other things) as they get married and.... Do things.... Seriously, I watched this this morning and I can't remember what happens for the majority. BTW, Taylor 'Mr Statue' Lautner's Jacob still doesn't get the concept of the friendzone... If you've seen and liked the other Twilight films, you will obviously want to watch this. If not, watching this will result in you getting angry at the mediocracy of the main three actors and the fact that the 'sparkle in the sun' stuff has been seemingly flushed down the toilet.
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A Google user
A long drawn out angst filled wedding and honeymoon put the film firmly in 'chick flick' territory, although it's stylish cinematography does make up for it to some extent. Weak male characters swarm around Bella like the proverbial bees to the honey pot and Jacob seems largely emasculated in this outing. But what really lets the film down is that any suspension of disbelief is lost by the complete lack of bodycount and the contrived peaceful ending. 2 hours of vampires and werewolves with no casualties - Really ?
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