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Scanning proximate space, the crew finds the nearest available potential food source a little blue planet. Prince, in his new earthly form, fears Xev, Kai and Stan believing they are hostile aliens that will destroy the Earth. To discard his fears, Prince sends the deadly Cobra to eliminate them. Cobra fails.

Xev gets separated from Kai and hitches a ride with a Texan trailer park boy named Rooster. Rooster and his lovesick lug-head friends vie for Xev s love. Their pursuit ends disastrously as jealousy leads to an all out shootout and Xev s arrest. Kai s search for Xev leads him to Dr. Longbore, a weird scientist who believes the Earth is in imminent danger.

Xev is being exploited at a steamy women s prison by the Warden and his wife. Meanwhile, Stan is literally hanging on the wall for dear life as a prisoner of the ATF. Digby, also held captive by the ATF, attacks Prince. In the ensuing struggle, Digby and Stan escape. Meanwhile, Kai springs Xev from prison. Unfortunately Stan s freedom is only temporary as he ends up back on the wall.

Stan and President Priest conspire to overthrow the evil Prince. When Prince learns of their plan he punishes the President by making him drive through Dallas in a 61 Lincoln, but contrary to Prince s plans it s the First Lady who is assassinated. The Lexx is hungry again, but Lexx is the lesser threat to the Earth s inhabitants now that the murderous alien probes have arrived.

Xev, now popular from her Internet exploits in the women s prison, is asked to do a show where nine studly guys compete for a night of love with her. However, Xev s television career is cut short when the contestants mysteriously go missing, creating a definite production problem. Xev and Stan soon realize their days are numbered if they continue to remain on the island.

Stan, the crowned King of Newfoundland, arrives on The Rock and realizes his subjects hate him. The reason - a Stanley Tweedle look-alike named Brud has been cheating people out of their money. While Stan is fending for his life against the heavies looking to get even with Brud, Brud woos Xev. Xev thinks it is Stan and warms up to his advances, but Brud goes too far and unwittingly ticks Xev off. In her anger Xev throws Brud off the bridge of the Lexx.

The Lexx crew visits Transylvania in search of an unknown enemy. Their journey takes them to a sinister castle for a gothic dinner hosted by the eerie Count Dracul, who turns out to be a down on his luck British actor. By evening s end all who remain are Xev, Stan, Kai and the three sexy goth girls. Only Kai is aware that the three treacherous vixens are not the real threat.

Stan invites the goth girls for a tour of the Lexx. Stan hopes it will be less of a tour and more of an intimate rendezvous, but his fantasy is not made reality when the girls silence him and steal Kai s proto-blood. The blood is for Vlad, Kai s unknown evil nemesis. Vlad wants only one thing to destroy Kai. Xev rises to the occasion and traps Vlad in a cryochamber.

Stan yearns to be reunited with Lyekka, the plant creature who is the object of his devotion. To get closer to her, Stan becomes the boss of the sleazy adult entertainment operation that Lyekka works for. The Earth Lyekka is only a re-born version of the original, but is just as devious as her alien counterpart. She purposely brings Stan to the height of sexual ecstasy causing the key to the Lexx to leave his body and pass into her.

The Lexx crew joins forces with an aging rock star, Uther, who says he s a reincarnated druid. The crew s attempt to travel far from the Earth is thwarted since the key is missing and Lexx no longer responds to Stan s commands. In their search for the key, Vlad descends on Kai. Together Kai and Stan destroy Vlad and continue their search, only to discover Xev s slain body.

Xev is brought back to life by magical fairies in this modern version of Shakespeare s A Midsummer s Night with a sci-fi twist. Oberon, the King of the Forest, does all he can to convince Xev, and then Stan, to marry him. Oberon s repellant wife is heartbroken that her husband wants to take another for the next 1,000 years. She puts her own plan into action turning Xev and Kai into Stanleys to confuse Oberon who is running out of time.

The carrot probes have come to Earth to sample the human cuisine. Prince joins forces with the crew of the Lexx to destroy the alien mother ship that is commanding the probes. Prince knows that the mother ship will ultimately destroy the Earth, and he is unsure of what that destruction will mean to him now that he is no longer on the planet Fire.

Prince makes a deal with 790 ; 790 will help destroy Xev and Stan; and Prince will attach 790 to a human body. On the Lexx, First Lady Bunny, Stan and Xev play Truth or Dare , but it s all a ploy for Bunny to murder Stan and Xev. Prince agrees not to kill Stan and Xev after Kai accepts his challenge to a chess match, but for Kai the ultimate challenge can only happen in death.

The crew of the Lexx settles down in small town America, buying their first house in Prime Ridge. No money? No problem - they just do what many Earthlings might do - they steal. But the trouble doesn t end there; Stan finds himself in the middle of a family dispute, between a mother and daughter, who both try to seduce him; Kai needs more proto-blood and Xev impersonates a stress counselor.

Earth becomes a dangerous place for the Lexx crew. Now wanted as fugitives for the massacre at Prime Ridge, they take refuge in the home belonging to Mort, a mortician with a bizarre obsession. While Kai helps to re-animate Mort s deceased beloved, Stan and Xev commit a serious faux pas during a viewing.

The crew of the Lexx is caught up in the post-Waco politics of a band of obsessed patriots headed by the justice-crazed Moss. Moss reneges on his deal to help the crew get back to the Lexx. Instead, he court marshals them and becomes the judge, prosecution and defense. Unfortunately for Stan, Xev and Kai the verdict is guilty.

President Priest and First Lady Bunny attempt to hijack the Lexx, but the Lexx crew narrowly intervenes saving the Earth, at least temporarily. Xev helps to release the key from Bunny and return it to Stan. Kai takes Prince, currently in an unknown state of limbo, neither dead nor alive yet existing in a box, to the moon for his final disposal.

Kai agrees to play a surreal high-stakes game of chess with Prince. If Kai wins, Prince will unite the spirit and body of Kai into one. If Kai loses, Stan and Xev must forfeit their lives. As the game progresses Stan and Xev become worried as they are slowly vanishing bit-by-bit, move-by-move.

The crew of the Lexx rescues the crew of The Comet . At first the humans are grateful to be saved from a life in space forever, but their tune changes when they realize the power of the Lexx. They devise a plan to gain the key to the Lexx, but the plan goes awry when an emotionally unstable crewmember gets hold of a Black Pak and vaporizes her backstabbing friends.

Lyekka comes on board the Lexx to convince the crew not to destroy her ship. The seed is planted - if they destroy her ship, she will perish. In the jungle, the seed takes shape when Lyekka takes on Kai s form to convince Xev that Lyekka should be able to eat only part of the Earth. President Priest relinquishes and gives Lyekka permission to eat Japan.

The King Tut hotel is host to the Lexx crew. The excitement steps up a notch when Xev, having adopted the wrestling persona of Cleopatra, goes up against some of the hotels top women fighters and Stan, still no luckier in love, narrowly escapes an ancient mummy s clutches.

Lyekka gives the Lexx crew luscious berries as gifts of thanks. Xev and Stan eat the mood-altering berries taking them on a high ride through the Lexx. On their trip , Stan and Xev believe that each of them are trying to kill the other. 790 plays devil s advocate, hoping that when Stan and Xev are out of the way he can have Kai all to himself.

Kai battles an oversized Lyekka who threatens to destroy the Earth. Kai is in trouble and his only savior is Stan, but Stan s infatuation for Lyekka causes him to hesitate to destroy the alien mother ship. Stan finally realizes his duty to Kai and uses the Lexx to save Earth from its immediate demise.

Prince visits the Lexx warning of Earth s date with destiny . Stan celebrates, glad to have disconnected himself with Earth, but is drawn back into the turbulent atmosphere after learning that the aliens have successfully invaded the little blue planet . Emotions abound as Kai begins to feel again and the Lexx s health is ailing. Gradually, sorrow is replaced by hope as Stan and Xev welcome the Little Lexx .